The Devil's Beatitudes

I can across this, this morning while cleaning out my closet, hope you enjoy :)


If the Devil were to write his Beatitudes, they would probably look like this:

Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted
to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church
--they are my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked
--I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to church
--they are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves
--they are mine forever.

Blesses are the troublemakers
--they shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray
--they are easy prey for me.

Blessed are the gossipers
--for they are my secret agents.

Blessed are those critical of church leadership
--for they shall inherit a place with me in my fate.

Blessed are the complainers
--I'm all ears for them.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not yourself
--I've got you.

-Unknown